Total Medals Earned: 176 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,340 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (65/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Lose the game.
Meet Reddington.
Keep losing the game.
Don't lose the game.
Medals Earned: 83/100 (415/500 points)
Find it to unlock it!
The sales pitch!
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Check out Newgrounds!
Find EVERTHING!
Follow me at Twitter.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Complete any 1 ending
Complete all 6 endings
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (235/235 points)
Complete 4 levels
Complete 8 levels
Complete 12 levels
Complete 16 levels
Complete 20 levels